Like I said in the first Twitter post, the stench of failure descended on my self-promotional almost immediately, leaving me with this useless unappealing tool in my hands. Well, if no one else was going to be interested in it, I was determined to have fun playing with it myself. The thing quickly became an excuse for a daily joke, riffing off Twitter's trending topics or posting aimless one-liners. Since I don't know the majority of people on my Twitter — "Hi, Mobutu Sese Seko, Need Money (NeedMoneyTips) is now following your updates" — I figured I'd repost some of the funnier bits here for friends and blog followers.
every time i freebase Crystal Light, i see a beam of energy shoot into my chest and for the only time in my life, i believe in me 10:57 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from web
walked into an ontology class, threw the prof against the wall, made him eat sand & said, "DUST. WIND. DUDE." then gave the class an A, left 3:45 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
concept album about squirrel pimp stalled out in early stages because all song topics way too predictable 4:09 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web