Wednesday, July 8, 2009

America's Going Down the Tubes from All This Inter-Species WOP-Mick Miscegenation

Poor Brian Kilmeade. It's bad enough to be a pube-headed witless douchebag with the sort of pale fleshy lips you usually only see on fat animated Germans screaming for hasenpfeffer or on fat uniformed Germans sulking in the dock at Nuremberg. It's worse to be such an obvious closet case on the official cable network of GOD HATES FAGS. But worst of all now he apparently thinks ethnic groups are different species and that we endanger our health via race-mixing.

Trancript of the relevant portion via HuffPo:
BRIAN KILMEADE: We keep marrying other species and other ethnics—
GRETCHEN CARLSON: Are you sure they are not suffering from some of the causes of dementia right now?
BRIAN KILMEADE: The problem is the Swedes have pure genes. They marry other Swedes, that's the rule. Finns marry other Finns; they have a pure society. In America we marry everybody. We will marry Italians and Irish.
DAVE BRIGGS: This study does not apply?
BRIAN KILMEADE: Does not apply to us.
Why this is offensive and idiotic is self-evident to just about everyone who is not Brian Kilmeade. Hell, even his two co-anchors obviously find it stupid, and those two usually collectively exhibit the computing power of a Casio watch-calculator being backed over by a tank. But why this is idiotic for Brian Kilmeade in particular is less obvious.

Simply put: if you're a simpering, affected, morning-show man-bitch who routinely bathes himself in concealer and plucks his eyebrows within an inch of oblivion, maybe suggesting that genetic infirmities from race-dilution will destroy Americans is a bad call. Giving more mainstream credence to the sort of racial theories held by people who want to exterminate the genetically inferior to save the future is pretty self-defeating when:
a. They feel the same way about homosexuals.
b. Most people are probably going to assume you are one.
I mean, you couldn't define short-sighted any more effectively without finding a photo from 1933 of a male Berlin cabaret performer wearing a button that says, "HOMOS FOR HITLER."

As for what this means for the network, really, this sort of talk shouldn't surprise anyone who's been watching for more than a couple of years. This is the first time the perils of miscegenation have been so nakedly on display, but there's always been a buzzing background hum of racism to plenty of other programming. Take, for instance, any discussion of immigration, which invariably relies on visions of the teeming brown hordes spilling over our borders like water gradually rising over a levee. Only this time the destruction will be far more horrifying, because the people who drown under the invading waves will be white.

Probably the best example is John Gibson's outburst from 2006:
Nearly half of the nation's children under five are racial or ethnic minorities, and the percentage is increasing mainly because the Hispanic population is growing so rapidly.... Do your duty. Make more babies... half of the kids in this country under five years old are minorities. By far the greatest number are Hispanic. You know what that means? Twenty-five years and the majority of the population is Hispanic. Why is that? Well, the Hispanics are having more kids than others. Notably the ones Hispanics call gabachos, white people, are having fewer.
Just look how excited he is even thinking about it:

We're losing the fucking war! We can afford the Baby Gap but not a baby gap. Gentlemen, ram her old glory up your flagpole! Women! Lie back, open your legs and think of Lou Dobbs! And for God's sake, if you're a kraut, make sure your husband isn't some kind of oily levantine or swarthy yid or excitable dago. Keep everything within your national boundaries which may or may not have been arbitrarily created as recently as 1945.