Wednesday, November 9, 2011

VICE: 'Herman Cain—One of the Good Ones!'

If Herman Cain knew his greatest value to the GOP was providing distracting cover for "reliable" candidates, he definitely overdid it. Too hardworking and Republican. If only he'd been a "liberal black" about it—lolling his stupefied, unemployed head in squalor and super-fertility, in between compulsively voting for Clintons—he might still have only one sexual harassment allegation and a weird campaign ad starring Joe Camel's sickly cousin, Joe Weasel.

Instead, he apparently tried to grope everything female in the United States, up to and including those so designated only after gender reassignment surgery. So now he's only got one real use: race-based tokenism!

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  1. Please, write something about this Joe Paterno thing

  2. i thought you might get a kick out of this video:

  3. Nathan,

    I think pretty much every take anyone can have on the Paterno thing has been written in the last 24 hours. I don't have anything really different to say.


    That's pretty good, but imagine, for a moment, there's no pizza:


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