Tuesday, February 14, 2012

VICE: A Belated Santorum to You!

Nobody cared about Rick Santorum. Until now. I wanted to care, but he never came to me. Rick, he was distant. I called. I sent letters. I poked him on Facebook.

Unfortunately, he never replied. And, unfortunately, some of this is out of date by a few days, because CPAC happened. But most of the rest of it is still valid. Sadly. Click Rick for a sick trick:


If you haven't, AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY OR HOW, click on the Santorum to take you to Vice.com.

4 comments:

  1. The second half of that opening paragraph is fantastic.

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  2. Wow, usually I enjoy reading your pieces, even when they lean towards ad hominem attacks on the candidates as opposed to actual critiques of their policies, but this article was just unnecessary in the jokes about his family and his dead child. Did that really help you make a point at all? It came across as just a twisting of the knife on a sore subject to me...

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  3. His dead kid is going to come back to life and kill you. In madras.

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  4. There should be a special prison for people who unironically use "ad hominem" as a critique.

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Et tu, Mr. Destructo? is a politics, sports and media blog whose purpose is to tell jokes or be really right about things. All of us have real jobs and don't need the hassle that telling jokes here might occasion, which is why some contributors find it more tasteful to pretend to be dead mass murderers.