The official blog of notorious former African dictator Mobutu Sese Seko
That's pretty cute, but I still hate cats, Jake.
Et tu, Mr. Destructo? is a politics, sports and media blog whose purpose is to tell jokes or be really right about things. All of us have real jobs and don't need the hassle that telling jokes here might occasion, which is why it's more tasteful to pretend to be mass murderers.