Monday, September 8, 2008

A Brief Recap of the 9/8 Packers v. Vikings MNF Football Game from Me, Your Friend, Tony Kornheiser

This is the story so far. One man, Brett Favre, decided to retire. Then he decided that he wasn't done. But the Packers had gone with QB Aaron Rodgers, who had backed up Brett Favre for years. Then the Packers traded Brett Favre to the Jets. But will Aaron Rodgers have what it takes to fill the shoes of #4, Brett Favre? The thing you have to remember is, it's been over a decade since the Packers started a game with a QB who was not Brett Favre. Will the fans support a QB who is not Brett Favre?

And Rodgers comes out throwing. That's a beautiful throw he just dropped back and Favred right there. So you have to ask yourself... shades of Brett Favre??? I mean, you have to admit that so far he has made a very Brett Favre-like performance. So if you're the Packers, are you upset now that you have Aaron Rodgers instead of Brett Favre? Or if you're the Jets, do you wish you had Aaron Rodgers?

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1 comment:

  1. OK, following those links scared me.
    But I still fucking hate Tony Kornstain and revel in all things fuck Tony-ish.

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