Sunday, October 23, 2011

Albert Pujols Still Strikes Out Where It Counts

Three nights ago, after the Cardinals' tough loss in an exhilarating World Series Game Two, Yahoo Sports writer Jeff Passan criticized All-Star slugger Albert Pujols for disappearing from the clubhouse, refusing to answer questions and showing a failure of leadership after a tough error cost the Cards the game. Since we lack the credentials to respond to Mr. Passan, we, the good people of Et tu, Mr. Destructo? turn to award-winning LA Times columnist Bill Plaschke. He has not eaten a penis on video since 2008.


Three Rounds of Dinger Therapy Can't Cure Clubhouse Cancer
by BILL PLASCHKE

Last night, Albert Pujols joined Babe Ruth and Reggie Jackson as the only men to hit three home runs in a World Series game. While driving in six runs, his five hits in six at-bats tied Paul Molitor's record for most hits in a Series game. The one thing he didn't do was prove Jeff Passan wrong.

Here's what Passan wrote following Pujols' no-show after Game Two: "Real leaders, you know, lead. They own their mistakes, like a ninth-inning error in the World Series, and they damn sure don’t let the pups in the clubhouse, the ones in their first postseason, stand and answer questions they’re not equipped to answer.

"And yet there it was, an empty locker flanked by an empty chair to match the emptiness in the air.

"St. Louis manager Tony La Russa empowers Pujols to do what he pleases, right or wrong, even if it’s the equivalent of ordering the lobster-stuffed filet and sticking the minimum-wage worker with the bill. He will face no discipline. He never does."

After Pujols' error cost the Cardinals a win, the people who took responsibility were the players who didn't bear any.

In the visitors' clubhouse were sounds of joy.

In the home clubhouse were sounds of silence. From Albert Pujols.

Leaders, in a word, lead. They do the right things in the right moments, seizing intangible guidance from baseball's atmosphere. They speak so teammates don't have to. They know that words said off the field can translate to success on the field.

Derek Jeter is a leader.

Alex Rodriguez is not.

Some people thought the Boston Red Sox had leaders from May-August.

September showed us they did not.

Some people might think that Pujols' three incredible moon shots wipe away the lack of character he showed after Game Two, but teammates don't forget. If he wanted to make a big hit, he should have done that with his brothers in arms. The hits and homers he should have made were ones that hit close to home—in the hearts of the people who go into battle with him every day.

Instead, Albert Pujols made a pitch for himself, joining the ranks of the famed glory hound, Reggie Jackson, Mr. October, he of the candy bar. Pujols was content to stand in the batter's box, twirl his bat over his head and try to swing for the biggest and most eye-catching moments in a baseball game.

Did Pujols get down a sacrifice bunt or steal to manufacture runs and play the game the right way?

No, he did not.

Did he stay out of the light in the offseason, lose weight, choke up on the bat and grow a playoff beard?

No, he did not.

How many intangibles did he even have in that game?

Albert Pujols can't tell you. What he can tell you is his stat line: 3 HR for 6 RBI in a 5-for-6 performance. He can talk about how well Albert Pujols did. He can talk about compiling stats for Albert Pujols.

Maybe it's time for someone to talk about the team instead.

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3 comments:

  1. I don't think Pujols is a club cancer when he's performing - in a few years from now when he goes down A-Rod's path, it'll bite his future team. It was the same with Allen Iverson or Tracy McGrady - you accept he won't play D or practice when he's your entire offense but the moment that slips, no one wants him.

    Right now, you'd take Cristiano Ronaldo on your soccer team or Pujols on your baseball team - mercurial talents who need to be indulged.

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  2. On a scale from A-Rod to Eckstein, Pujols put up a Bonds.

    And not a Bobby Bonds.

    Barry Bonds. Sulks McWhinesalot. That's less than one percent of a single Joe Morgan.

    For shame.

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