Monday, January 23, 2012

GQ: Obama Dumb!

As part of their DEATHRACE 2012 coverage, the good people at GQ.com asked me to talk about the frequent Republican refrain — and sometimes dog-whistle racist appeal — that Barack Obama is essentially stupid.

Even when they don't have the stones to make the case directly, GOP candidates run to old lines about "the teleprompter" (a device every politician uses), or echo the sighing smug-fuck paternalism of someone like Mitt Romney, who says that Obama is a "nice man" who's just "in over his head." Barack Obama's being dumb is an empty claim that explains everything and requires no actual intellect or analysis.


Click the aw-geez Obama to be taken to GQ.

7 comments:

  1. Oooo. You're classy now that you're writing for GQ.

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  2. You mean GQ is classy now that he's writing for it.

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  3. Stop that.

    I wrote some stuff for them last year, too, so any enclassening that happened already been and done gone.

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  4. It makes sense for me to be anonymous, but why are you anonymous, Mr. "GQ Editors"?

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  5. Why does it make sense for you to be anonymous?

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  6. I take that back -- the lack of "Mobutu" is just on the front page, which throws off any officers on your scent.

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  7. Great writing, great subject, relevant... brilliant. This is why I subscribe to your blog. Now if I can only get over the mostly ad-hom Hitchens article. ;)

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Et tu, Mr. Destructo? is a politics, sports and media blog whose purpose is to tell jokes or be really right about things. All of us have real jobs and don't need the hassle that telling jokes here might occasion, which is why it's more tasteful to pretend to be mass murderers.