Friends, if you're anything like me, you spend your days hoarding ammunition in expectation of the day that the liberal-socialist occupation government rounds you up in the dead of night, blindfolds you with a hood made out of pulped copies of the second amendment and takes you off to die in a FEMA Health Camp. I don't think we as Americans can sit idly by as this specter of totalitiarianism threatens our way of life with math and atheism. That's why I ask you now to view this very important message at SomethingAwful.com outlining the dangers facing all right-thinking people. Please take action before it's too late!John Boehner
A Bunker, 2010
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ReplyDeleteI fuckin love comedy writing where I don't even crack a smile through seven fucking pages. Jesus that was unfunny.
ReplyDeleteYou had 7 pages of comedy dogshit to work with, and this is the hilarious sick burn you dropped.
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