Beck Eats Live Frog on TV to Illustrate Lesson About Federal Reserve
Beck Dresses in Waitress Garb Like Sookie Stackhouse,
Reads Founding Fathers' Minds for 1 Hour
Beck's Tear Ducts Secrete Raw Cookie Dough;
'Strains of Job Taking Their Toll House,' Say Doctors
Beck Behaves Like Normal Goddamn Human Being for 15 Minutes
The last one — it's the last one that's never coming off my list.