Also, for the purposes of understanding this post, please bear in mind two things:
1. Joe Buck is the son of legendary Cardinals announcer Jack Buck. This is why Joe Buck has a job — an open secret acknowledged almost universally on sports blogs and message boards and even alluded to by other, better announcers. His talents run the gamut from intolerable to tolerable. He's admitted in the past that baseball bores him, and this horrible attitude shines through. The delivery he uses for a double-play or a clutch hit is wooden and disinterested compared to the exhilarating vim with which he reads off mandatory ad copy or FOX announcements.
2. Jack Buck is dead.
BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL - 0:30
INT. TRADITIONAL WOOD & BRASS BAR - LATE AFTERNOON OR NIGHT
FOX MLB commentator JOE BUCK sits on a stool at the bar, left. He's managing to evoke boredom while sitting at the bar. Opposite him, right, is actor TERRY KINNEY, best known as McManus on OZ and recently appearing as the sergeant on ABC's The Unusuals. These are just regular million-dollar earnin' TV guys. At the bar. Just hangin'. You would barely even recognize them unless you slid your platinum sunglasses off your nose and wiped the stripper-ass-applied Cristal smudges off your TV screen — or had Lupe do it for you.
(handing JOE a beer)Hey, Joe. If you could have a Bud with anybody, who'd it be?
JOEIt'd be the guy that took me to my first ballgame.
Screen shows pictures of Jack Buck with an infant Joe Buck.
JOE (CONT'D)A guy who could command a room from a hundred miles away.
Screen: a young Jack Buck posing near an old-fasioned radio mike, followd by a picture of a middle-aged Jack Buck posing with Joe Buck for a before-prom or before-graduation picture.
JOE (CONT'D)Popular —
Screen: Jack Buck in a stadium, surrounded by what appears to be seated Cardinals fans.
JOE (CONT'D)But humble —
Screen: an elderly Jack Buck holding a grandchild and watching JOE on FOX's MLB coverage with Tim McCarver.
JOE (CONT'D)People loved the way he spoke —
Screen: a picture of Jack and Joe together in an announcing booth, then switches back to the bar and TERRY still leaning in earnestly to listen to JOE.
JOE (CONT'D)I just loved the way he listened.
Screen: BUDWEISER LOGO.
JOE (CONT'D)Here's to you, dad.
Screen: another picture of Jack and Joe.