Saturday, October 18, 2008

Our New Negro President Will Put Us All on Welfare, Out on Them Corners, Drinkin 40s and Straight Slangin That Rock


She said she doesn’t think in racist terms, pointing out she once supported Republican Alan Keyes, an African-American who previously ran for president.

“I didn’t see it the way that it’s being taken. I never connected,” she said. “It was just food to me. It didn’t mean anything else.”
"I mean, if McCain had named Lieberman his VP candidate, I would have celebrated it with a photo of his Christian-babies'-blood-stained hands clutching wads of cash under the banner ALL HAIL V-P KIKELORD and standing on the Hollywood sign near a bowl of matzo ball soup, some latkes, a schmeered bagel and a bottle of Manischewitz. But, I mean, it's not like I'd mean anything by it or anything. It's just food."

"Granted," she went on, "if Obama'd gone with Richardson, I wouldn't have gone with just pictures of his tacos, a churro and a bottle of grape Fanta. He'd probably have to be seated in an El Camino with a plastic Madonna on the dashboard. But I wouldn't be doing that because he's an illegal fucking spic or anything. Gah! Why would you think that? I mean, did I even say the car was stolen? No!"

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