This guy brings a monkey doll, wearing an Obama sticker, to a Palin rally. When caught by the camera, he weakly tries to give it to a child he doesn't know.
So long as failure to demonstrate proficiency revokes citizenship.



(Just throwing this chart in here for no reason at all.)




(Just throwing this chart in here for no reason at all.)

...and reading material (affiliated with the John Birch Society)

Hey, anyone think maybe I was jumping to conclusions about that guy with the monkey? Because here he is again:

Hey, anyone think maybe I was jumping to conclusions about that guy with the monkey? Because here he is again:
No idea why he shied away from the camera once he got inside. Maybe it had to do with the logo on the camera. Outside, any camera could have been one of any random Obama supporter. But when he got inside, for instance, he wound up on CBS.
A palate-cleansing riddle, if you will:
More from the absolutely amazing Zina Saunders.
On one hand, I want to say, "Get a better job," but on the other hand, we also all know the federal minimum wage isn't going up by fifty cents to compensate for THE lowest-common-denominator cost-of-living increase that is higher energy costs.

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This is one of those times where it takes a month for someone to say a joke everyone was already thinking, precisely because everyone was already thinking it and just assuming someone else had made it.

See, on one hand, I think everyone feels guilty about reducing jokes and commentary about Sarah Palin to her physiology, because that devolves into the kind of objectification that any good person wants to stifle and discourage. On the other hand, she's also the sort of person who used to wear shirts like this,

who said she initially tied her hair up years ago so as not to run on sex appeal and then let down her hair this week, and who reduces her encouragement for American resiliency and ingenuity to winking like a hooker with a heart of gold who wants to nurture you back to health while reading you Bible stories... hotly:
All of which, generally, makes me feel a lot less sheepish about posting this

and about the fact that pretty much every man I know (myself included) is willing to give Fucking the Evil Out of Her the old college try, even though we all admit it's pretty much hopeless.
When contempt goes nostalgic:

On one hand, Philly fans booed Santa Claus. And sure, the arena tech turned up the music to drown out the boos.

On the other hand, Sarah Palin used her own child as a human shield.
Going out with this (the resemblance is uncanny:)
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