Devri: Next time I'm out I'm going to ask the bartender for a Brompton Cocktail and see what they come up with.
Devri: It bothers me very much that beer has more calories than I should be having nightly en masse.
Me: One of my favorite lines ever is from MST3K's Mitchell: "Booze is good food."
Devri: Oooh, a request from HR that's not only vague, but ultimately results in hours of research for me. How shocking!
Me: hahahaDevri: "Can you please tell me how much we've spent on WINE, BEER, FOOD, SODAS, NUTS FRUIT? Thanks!"
Me: "A million."
Devri: haha
Me: "Well, we spent a lot of bread on clams, and we spent tons of clams on bread. Uncounted simoleons paid for tyroleans (hams, that is); and I can't tell you how many bucks went into the venison."
Me: I can't stop looking at that LOTS OF DOGS picture of Sarah Palin.
Me: She's almost... human in that.
Devri: Is she wearing a track suit?
Me: No. Jacket w/shoulderpads
Me: Pink shirt
Devri: That's what cracks me up, the welcome address she gave to some convention in Juneau, from her office, while she's wearing a tracksuit and windbreaker
Me: Jersey feathered CLAW hair
Me: Did you see the Sarah Palin Pregnancy Decision Making Chart?
Devri: hahaha, yes
Devri: I'm shocked she didn't have the damn baby on the plane
Me: "Your name is Sarah Palin. You have the vaginal muscles of a female gladiator."
Devri: Labor gets a lot shorter with each pregnancy.
Me: I was just reading that; that's nuts.
Devri: And those kids names, holy shit.
Devri: I would have sworn she was mormon.
Me: Track, Trig, Troupe, Truck, Trimper, Troof, Truedat
Devri: You forgot Truffle
Me: Tottenham-Hotspur
Devri: Tramadol!
Me: lol
Me: ow
Me: This chat — well, mostly my desire to just cut-and-paste it later in the day — reminds me that I used your name without running it by you.
Devri: I don't mind. If it bothers you, you can change it. Just ... not something Palin would name a kid.
Me: haha
Devri: Trafalgar
Devri: Tribbles
Me: Trump
Devri: Tuskegee
Me: lmao, Jesus Christ
Me: Tenochtitlan
Me: Trout Mask Replica
Devri: Trill
Me: Twitter
Devri: Trash
Devri: Tracheotomy
Me: ahahaha
Devri: How about Trisomy? :>
Me: Isn't that a genetic defect?
Devri: It's Downs :p
Me: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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